>> I WANT TO TAKE A MOMENT TO TALK ABOUT OUR COUNTRY AND THE ELECTION THAT WE ARE FACING.

FEELS AS THOUGH EVERY DAY BRINGS A NEW AND UNEXPECTED TWIST.

AND -- [ PHONE RINGING ] I'M SORRY, ONE SECOND.

HELLO?

>> HELLO!

I’M WITH THE NATIONAL POLLING FIRM CONDUCTING A SURVEY OF AMERICAN VOTERS.

WOULD YOU BE WILLING TO ANSWER A FEW QUESTIONS?

GREAT.

HOW WOULD YOU RATE THE DIRECTION OF OUR COUNTRY?

>> I'M SORRY, THIS IS REALLY NOT A GOOD TIME.

>> OKAY.

A COUNTRY IS ON THE WRONG TRACK.

GOT IT.

>> NO, I'M SORRY, THAT'S NOT WHAT I WAS SAYING, I'M SORRY, I'M RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF SOME WORK RIGHT NOW.

>> YOU'RE WORKING AT 7:00 P.M. ON A FRIDAY NIGHT?

>> WELL, I -- IT'S NOT EXACTLY LIKE MY JOB, IT'S LIKE A SECOND GIG KIND OF THING.

>> HAVING TO WORK MULTIPLE JOBS, CAN'T BE A GOOD SIGN.

I'M GOING TO PUT DOWN THE ECONOMY IS YOUR TOP ISSUE.

>> WELL, NO -- I MEAN, THAT IS ALSO NOT WHAT I WAS TRYING TO SAY.

>> NEXT QUESTION.

NOW, WHICH PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE WOULD YOU MOST WANT TO O ON A LONG ROAD TRIP WITH?

JUST THE TWO OF YOU IN A CAR, LISTENING AND TELLING STORIES AND POINTING OUT THINGS OUT THE WINDOW FOR HOURS AND HOURS AND ... >> HONESTLY?

LIKE NONE OF THEM?

>> OKAY.

UNDECIDED THEN, WOW.

THAT IS RARE THESE DAYS.

YOU ARE A UNICORN, MY FRIEND.

LAST QUESTION.

DO YOU PLAN TO VOTE THIS FALL?

>> YES.

>> ARE YOU SURE?

>> YES.

>> WHAT IF YOU GET REALLY BUSY?

>> I'LL FIND TIME.

>> YEAH, BUT WHAT IF YOU SPRAIN BOTH YOUR ANKLES AND DRAGGING YOUR SOCKED FEET AROUND YOUR HOUSE YOU CREATE SO MUCH STATIC ELECTRICITY THAT IT SHORT-CIRCUITS ALL OF THE ELECTRONICS AROUND YOU, AND EVEN IF YOU PULL YOUR BODY ACROSS THE GLASS STREWN SIDEWALKS TO GET TO YOUR POLLING PLACE YOU ARRIVE TO FIND YOUR ANDS ARE NOW USELESS HUSKS AND YOU TRY AND PUT THE PEN IN YOUR MOUTH TO FILL IN THE CIRCLE BUT THERE IS THE SOLAR ECLIPSE BLOCKING OUT THE SUN, MAKING IT IMPOSSIBLE YOU TO EVEN SEE WHERE YOU'RE SCRAGLING WITH NO HOPE MECFS COMPLETE FILLING IN THE OVAL?

WHAT THEN?

>> I GUESS I WOULD VOTE BY MAIL.

>> OKAY.

I'LL PUT YOU DOWN AS A LIKELY VOTER THEN.

YOU HAVE A GOOD DAY.